Free Speech

It's been widely reported in the press that the protesters at the Democratic Convention will be confined to "Free Speech" cages and made to suffer other indignities, mostly brought to you/them by Democrats, the party of, well, fascism, really. If I was mayor, I'd let the protesters have the run of the city, with the condition that, if they break so much as a single window or do as much as one dollar's worth of damage to anything, all of their a$$es would be thrown in jail for the next six months. People could decide from their behavior whether the Democrats deserve to be elected.